Storyteller’s Creed

I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge.

That myth is more potent than history.

That dreams are more powerful than facts.

That hope always triumphs over experience.

That laughter is the only cure for grief.

And I believe that love is stronger than death.

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Tuesday, September 27, 2011

I SAID I Would Put This Up, Didn't I?

  I've said a couple of times that I was going to put up the end of The Ceiling Fan, Season 3. Recently I realized...I HAVEN'T PUT IT UP YET! So, even though this has very little to do with this club, I've decided to let you listen to it. It's extremely epic. Epic is the only word for it.
 
  There. Now that we've had our daily dose of amazing Ceiling Fan epicness, let's address current issues. As far as I know, the meeting is going to be sometime soon. Let's say...Sunday? Is that good for everyone?
  The trial will probably be a week from Sunday, as long as everyone agrees to that date.
  That's all I wanted to say, so... TTFN! Ta-ta for now! (And by the way, Tiger...I saw that you wrote a grand total of two sentences of Chapter Six. Yes, I have my ways. Well, you kept your word. You wrote some of it. I might not have seen it if I hadn't checked drafts, because you never published it...But I did end up seeing it, so, you did it.)
  "James, what do we do?"
  "I don't know!"
  "Well, think, James, think!"
  "Stop that! I can't think when you tell me to think!"
-President Fantasy

Monday, September 26, 2011

All Tied Up

The title of this post could be referring to many things. It could be referring to Miss Templado (for more information on her recent kidnapping, read the post "S.O.S." I must say, a post has not made me laugh like that for quite a while.) It could be referring to the name of the final chapter of "Bud Barkin, Private Eye" (a very good book, I must say). Or it could be referring to the fact that I have a lot of loose ends to tie up in this post.
Who knows?
Anyway, to the loose ends:
Loose End #1: Due to the success of our last trial, we're going to have another one! The charges are against James Potter. This time, the prosecutor is Raistlin, with Tiger defending. I am playing the part of the Honorable Judge President Fantasy. Dreamer is playing the bailiff, and both she and Miss Templado are deciding on the verdict. (If you're wondering why we're having a two-person jury, the answer is that I think Miss Templado would lean more toward James Potter being innocent, and Dreamer would lean toward him being guilty, so they cancel each other out and together create an impartial jury. They can hold each other in check.)
If you have any questions about your role, then please, do not hesitate to ask me.
Loose End #2: I came up with an idea for ATTSTW. There are a lot of new characters involved, but I'd rather present the idea in our upcoming...MEETING!
How long has it been since we've had a real meeting? Too long, I say, and therefore, I am declaring a meeting. The time? Whenever we agree upon having it. The purpose? Catching up on A Text to Save the World, to make sure we're all on the same page, catching up on the musical, seeing where people are on their stories...stuff like that.
I would say that this is a mandatory meeting.
Now, really quickly.... Tiger, remember that I wanted to have a meeting with just talking about your book. Anybody who wants to stay for that meeting is welcome, but remember...WE ARE GOING TO STAY ON TOPIC. If you are staying for the meeting about Kanadia, then it is absolutely mandatory that you STAY ON TOPIC! In normal meetings I'm a little bit less strict, but when it comes to this meeting, we're there to help Tiger out. The goal is to help her outline and figure out her book, so please, if you are going to be there, be courteous and STAY ON TOPIC!
Thank you!
Loose End #3: I have a song I wrote. Here. I'm going to write words to it sometime soon.
And I believe that's it for the moment...OH! Except to say that I hope TCF comes out with something new, say, by the middle of October? Or at least by the end?
That could have been a loose end, but I didn't know where to write "Loose End #4".
And it wasn't REALLY a loose end.
Long live Lords of the Pencil, Adventures in Odyssey, and The Ceiling Fan!
-President Fantasy

Friday, September 23, 2011

"Quick! What's the Number for 9-1-1?"

 -Casssandra Burkins. That is honestly probably the best quote I have ever heard from anybody anywhere in my life.
  I think Miss Templado gets the Best Comment Ever Award. (I'm talking about the Phil on a dark road comment.) And her post S.O.S. comes pretty high on the scale of funny posts. I don't think a post has made me laugh like that in quite a long time.
  Musical practice tomorrow!  I emphasize the importance of this practice. This is a VERY IMPORTANT PRACTICE, people! I'm serious!
  Merrick will not be there (at least as far as I know). He's not required to be there. But everyone else is except for Miss Templado, because she's not in the musical. She'll be involved later in the process, with costuming and props. 
  Now, I'll be giving each of you a CD tomorrow to practice with. I also emphasize the importance of PRACTICING AT HOME, since we only have a short practice once per week. Also, since we've missed so many practices, I think that you may expect to be slightly delayed after practice. Maybe an extra fifteen minutes or something like that. (Maybe not something clever like that...but something like that.)
  Also, the M'park Album is flipping awesome, right? Miss Templado, I do not believe you have heard it. You must come over sometime and rock out with us. (With a rock album, that's really what you have to do.)
  As far as that goes...well, I don't think I have anything special for today's post. Just a reminder about the musical and a sadness that Season 4 of The Ceiling Fan will not be out until January...sob... Oh, and also: Tiger has Chapter 6 to write of ATTSTW, which I trust will be very good. And as far as I know, I believe Miss Templado has more of Show Stopper to write...ahem... And I think that Dreamer has a dream story to begin sometime. 
  Don't worry. I haven't worked on my story recently, either. I've been busy with the musical...But at least I've got that done until intermission! Whoo-hoo!
  So yeah...I think that's it. I'd play a song, but I don't have one. I can't play a M'kalister Park song, because even though technically we're the only ones to visit this blog, I just don't have the heart to do that to good old Kevin and company.
  Anyway. See you all tomorrow....AHEM...And have a great...I don't know. Day, evening...whatever it is currently wherever you are. 
  See you at the aftermath.
-President Fantasy
P.S. Don't trust Phil if you meet him on a dark road. Rather, don't even talk to Phil if you meet him on a dark road. (That goes for you, Miss Templado.) Unless he turns out to be a good guy, anyway.
In which case I will scream. Normally, I have a policy against screaming, but if Phil turns out to be good after all, my fellow club members, I guarantee you this...I will scream.

S.O.S

PHIL I AM GOING TO GUT YOU LIKE A ............................. No Templado it is I who will gut you like a fish AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH !Wait why duct tape you when i can hear you scream !OWWWWWWW that hurt a Lot a Phil i swear when my peeps come to rescue me I will kill you and you shall die like a dog !SOME ONE HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !

 A screaming powerless Templado

P.S I did not trust Phil I mearly talked to him then POW out came the duct tape and the giant smelly bag .

Thursday, September 22, 2011


    This clip i found is soooo cool ( well to horse people anyways ) so the horse is a 19 HAND SHIRE ! Thats HUGE in the horse world anyway its shot at 300 fps. So cool hu ?O ! and Phil let me go because bite his hand then Willy can galloping to my reasce and Phil creept into the shadows afraid of my mighty steed .Who would not be afraid of a 16 hand 1,300 pound horse galloping toward you (well except me )?!

                      Templado

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

ATTENTION! DROP EVERYTHING AND READ!

WHOO-HOO! Your President Fantasy is ECSTATIC right now, because...THE M'KALISTER PARK ALBUM IS OUT!!!
That's right! Here's the link to the page with the art and info and everything! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Click for Awesomeness!
YAY!!!!!!! Now, here's the art for the album! Yes, finally, ANOTHER PICTURE OF ETHAN!
And that's Phil at the far right...James at the far left...and Aaron on the drums. All the art by Loren Crisp. Isn't it INCREDIBLE?
Come over today and listen to the songs and rock out with us, won't you? (Referring, of course, to Tiger and Miss Templado...they live right next door, after all.
And...that's all, folks! Hope your day is amazing...as Loren Crisp hoped, this album has "made my year"!
-President Fantasy
P.S. Right now, I really don't care if you trust Phil on a dark road...Although that would probably be inadvisable.

Something for you guys to read.

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                                             by Trinity klomparens
I need something to right now
Cause I'm really board
What should I right and how
My story's are as boring as a cord
My Songs aren't so hot
And don't even mention recipes
But I do believe I have been caught
By my silly little Poems that I know by heart                                                                        http//www.ceilingfanpodcast.com
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-Dreamer