Club Member Quotes
- "They'll never clean this up! This is an attack on the very soul of Hogwarts!" -Calvin
- "He was surprised when he saw a turkey." -Raistlin
- "I'm your schnoz!" -Lauren
- "In I go!" -Samantha Nelson in Over the River and Through the Woods
- "You may be wondering why we didn't have a dragon slaying tournament instead of a bake-off. Well, the answer is that not as many people would sign up for that." -Trinity Klomparens in Pink Clouds and Golden Skies
- “I was having a perfectly lovely time memorizing the bone structure of my knee cap before you had to come barging in and interrupt me.” -Sophie Klomparens in Sunset, Oregon
- "Ethan's soul is cute. Live with it." -Sophie
- "There IS no baking soda in Kool-Aid! I WIN!!!" -Sophie
- "You can go save the warmbloods AFTER we fold our clothes." -Trinity
- "Of course you should be suspicious. Without suspicion, it is far too easy for someone to stab you in the back. I learned that a long time ago. Now go to sleep." -Sophie Klomparens in Way Back When
- "Honest? Well, she got that part dead wrong. I'm about as honest as a fox, or a snake, or maybe a weasel. Sincere? Yeah, she got that right. I'm extremely sincere. I'm the sincerest liar there ever was!" -Sophie Klomparens in Rising Waters
- "'Piroot'. It's spelled really weird and pronounced even weirder." -Samantha
- "Isn't it beautiful? We're going to cover it in duct tape!" -Sophie
- "I don't want to race the teacher...he looks wicked smart!" -Sophie
- "If you love something, let it ski." -Lauren
- "Is this a you thing or a me thing?" -Samantha
- “Well, in general, menacing figures tend to go into dark alleyways…and Tal Morgan is a menacing figure if ever I saw one.” -Sophie Klomparens in Sunset, Oregon
- "I'm scared for that fork." -Sophie
- "You’re way too nice about it, Jade. You know as well as I do that those doctors are all demons." -Sophie Klomparens in Sunset, Oregon
- "The boy who lived, come to die...by DIGESTION!!!" -Lauren
- "I have learned, lived, and laughed in my flip flops." -Poppy Red
- "The work of balancing out the work is probably more work than the work that you're balancing." -Sophie
- "Wait! I never asked you what your name was, because I never had time as I was SAVING YOUR LIFE!" -Trinity Klomparens in Pink Clouds and Golden Skies
Quotes from Others
- "Books are bulky and inconvenient, just like rivers, rocks, trees, and life!" -Anonymous
- "As you grow older, you will discover that not only is this world stranger than you ever imagined, but possibly stranger than you could imagine." -Stanley F. Schmidt, Life of Fred: Pre-Algebra with Biology
- "A wizard is never late. He arrives precisely when he intends to." -Gandalf, The Fellowship of the Ring
- "Always." -Severus Snape, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
- "I mean, remember that one time she told you that I was plotting to take over the Fount with an army of lobsters?" -Ripred, Gregor and the Curse of the Warmbloods
- "You DID try to take over the Fount with an army of lobsters." -Vikus, Gregor and the Curse of the Warmbloods
- "I can't carry all of you." -Saphira, Inheritance
- "So when you're twelve you can be a stinker and not get whomped?" -Tink, On the Edge of the Dark Sea of Darkness
- "There's a double meaning in that." -Benedick, Much Ado About Nothing
- "Fiction, it's been said, makes immigrants of us all. But it's just as true that fiction helps us find our place in the world. A good story well-told is a compass in your pocket. A map to home. A light, always glowing, in a dark and mysterious harbor." -Katherine Applegate
- "We elves are apt to go mad: Wonderfully, gloriously mad, but mad all the same." -Oromis, Eldest
- "You're a marshmallow, Carmelita." -Count Olaf, The Grim Grotto, A Series of Unfortunate Events
- "The enemy's gate is down." -Ender Wiggin, Ender's Game
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"Until I feared I would lose it, I never loved to read. One does not love breathing." -Scout, To Kill a Mockingbird
