'Nuff said.
My name is Nathan T. Dalton.
I didn’t do it.
One of those statements is true, the other is false -- and people get
mixed up all the time about which is which. Don’t worry if you can’t
figure it out. I’ll tell you right off the bat which one’s right and
which one isn’t, but I doubt you’ll believe me. I’m sorry for being so
negative about it, but in general, I’ve found that not so many people do
believe me when I tell them my story.
But I haven’t told very many people, after all. I guess I’m being unfair.
Or maybe I’m just trying to figure things out for myself.
If you are reading this, you are one of three types of people. One, you
could be just an innocent Internet-wanderer who found my blog somehow.
If that’s true, you won’t believe a word I say. That’s fine; good, even.
Discredit me and move on. It’s safer that way. I don’t want anyone else
to get hurt, and I don’t want it to be my fault again. I don’t think I
could stand that. So if you are a
random person just wandering around, let’s set things straight between
us: This is just a blog that I’m writing for fun. It’s not really true. There’s not really anything
dangerous going on underneath everything you know to be real. There is
no Back Door, or dangerous hacker, or anything else. Got that? Believe
it? Good. Then we can move on.
Another possibility is that you could be one of them.
If you are, then I would rather you didn’t read this. What I want
doesn’t matter here, though. If you are one of them, you can and will
use this blog against me. That can’t be helped. It’s a risk…but a risk
that must be taken. If you’re one of them, I have nothing to say to you.
Go ahead and use whatever you can find against me -- if you can find
anything. I’m going to be pretty careful about what I write on here,
including locations, dates, names…anything that could be used to track
me. If you think I’m just trying to act cool, well, you’re free to think
whatever you want. All that matters is I’ll be around for the next blog
post.
Then again, there is a
third possibility. Maybe -- just maybe -- you’re smart. Maybe you’re
clever. Maybe you can think on your feet, and maybe you will know deep
down that I am telling the truth. Maybe you will be halfway as brilliant
as Clara was. And if you are, then nothing I do or say can stop you
from reading this. You will continue to read, because you will know
what’s at stake. You will feel something awaking within you; you will
feel yourself stirring.
I wish that I could stop you. But I know that I can’t, so I won’t even try.
Actually, that’s a lie. I will try.
But it will take a while, and it will mean telling you a pretty
complicated story. It involves a computer program, a hacker, and some
very strange people, including myself. (I know I’m strange, because
Clara’s told me.) It’s not some crazy sci-fi story, though, however much
it may sound like one -- mostly because this story is real.
So as long as we’re going to be spending time together -- that is, as
long as I’m going to be writing and you’re going to be reading -- let’s
make sure we both know exactly what we’re signing up for. No matter who
you are -- possibility one, two, or three -- you have a few jobs to do.
Job #1: This is fiction. Pretend it’s fiction, please. Pretend I’m just
a really creative kid who just came up with this whole deal. It’s a
good idea for both me and you. That way we stay intact with all our
limbs attached to our bodies.
Job #2: Don’t try to find me. This one is really important. I’m using a
pseudonym, and so is pretty much everybody else in the story. Even so,
don’t look me up -- ever. Don’t look anybody else up, either. Trust me,
it’s an awful plan. You could think you’re being helpful, but you’re
not. You could also just be curious, but please do me a favor and don’t
try to get involved.
Job #3:
It’s probably best if you don’t try to follow this blog, either, or let
anyone know you read it. If you must read it, then just pretend you
don’t.
I bet you probably
have one question by now, because it’s my question, too. Look at that.
We’re more alike than I thought way back in the first paragraph.
Why am I writing this if it’s so dangerous?
I guess it’s because to tell you the truth, I don’t believe it, deep
down. Or maybe it’s because I want to see it all written down, and
although I may be a poor writer, I’m the only person I trust to write it
down correctly, except for maybe Clara, and she…
Someone was
reading over my shoulder and said that I should delete that last
paragraph. I think that might have been a weird sort of compliment, but
then again, he was trying to keep from laughing as he said it. It’s
always hard to tell with him. Well, so much for keeping this blog a
secret from him, anyway.
(I
had to go back and edit that paragraph because I accidentally spilled
his name, and I still have to come up with a pseudonym. I’ll think about
that later.)
Uh-oh. I have
to go. I’ll get back as soon as I can -- that is, if I’m still alive. I
didn’t even get started today with telling the story. I think maybe I’m
taking too long with telling…
Oops. I really do have to go.
Until next time…
-Nathan T. Dalton
That was it. It may not qualify as a short story, but it's the beginning to one, so....yeah. That's it.
-President Fantasy
Hey, I like it! But isn't Dreamer's contest over? Or is it? Who won? Where are the supposed...PRIZES? Sorry, I just want to know. Dreamer, will you update us, please? :(
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