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I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge.

That myth is more potent than history.

That dreams are more powerful than facts.

That hope always triumphs over experience.

That laughter is the only cure for grief.

And I believe that love is stronger than death.

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Thursday, May 26, 2011

Tales of an Orthodontist Victim

Hello, loyal friends. I am here today to tell you about the woes of a kid under orthodontic treatment.
Braces hurt like heck, but you can get used to them. Headgear is annoying, but life goes on. However, a RETAINER WILL KILL YOU!!! I'm dying, dear friends. Tiger, you can have all of my books and Adventures in Odyssey albums, except for The Green Ring Conspiracy. Horse Love can have that. Please take good care of them. Lauren, you can have my various stuffed animals scattered around, and my various artwork. Dreamer can have...whatever's left. My clothes, I guess.
I can't talk with this derned thing! Oh, horror! Oh, tempora! Oh, mores! Oh, qui potest habere retainer? Nullae personae, ita vero!
Oh...someone, please, help me...Please...
-President Fantasy
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9 comments:

  1. Nathan T. DaltonMay 26, 2011 at 3:07 PM

    You'll be ok President Fantasy you'll be OK

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  2. Nathan T. DaltonMay 26, 2011 at 3:07 PM

    -dreamer (whoops)

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  3. Nathan T. DaltonMay 26, 2011 at 8:24 PM

    Who said j? :\
    -President Fantasy

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  4. Nathan T. DaltonMay 26, 2011 at 8:37 PM

    Not me, President Fantasy. I feel really bad about your retainer; it must be so awful to have one. I do not feel your pain, because I don't have a one, but I will tell you I feel for you all the same. Feel better soon!
    -Tiger

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  5. Nathan T. DaltonMay 26, 2011 at 9:17 PM

    Thank you...Hey, are you on the blog right now?
    -President Fantasy

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  6. Nathan T. DaltonMay 27, 2011 at 2:31 PM

    Not at 9:17. I was on at 8:37 yesterday.
    -Tiger

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  7. Nathan T. DaltonMay 28, 2011 at 8:41 AM

    Oh...'kay. I checked the comments, and there wasn't anything, so then a few minutes later I checked it again, and there was a comment, so it was like a narrow miss or something.
    :)
    -President Fantasy

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  8. Nathan T. DaltonJune 7, 2011 at 8:02 PM

    Sorry it hurts so much Fantasy

    -Raistlin

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  9. Nathan T. DaltonJune 18, 2011 at 10:47 PM

    HEY! Raistlin commented -- and he SAID SOMETHING NICE!!! It's a historic moment! Bring out the trumpets, the bands, the parades!!!
    -President Fantasy

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