There once was a cacti name Jo, he was so mean and rude he was kicked out of three U.S states so he moved to Utah. But when he found a den he found a mama rattle snake and she tried to bit him but as she was in mid bite he did ......................
Crazy karate moves he went 'Hi Ya ' and 'Hoaaaaaaaaaaaa Ya ' and gave Miss mama rattler a scare and a few scraps but she was OK, now Miss mama rattler yelled 'what u done with me babies and me !Me had just got them to nap and ye wake them with your he uh and hubu! Look me babies are crying I going to tell the camel o the east and you going to be in big dodo now ! Now go ! Go ! Shoo ! Be gone o babe scarring cacti ! Be gone you fool ! B.E G. O .N .E !And the cursing tailed on as he left the burrow . So he came upon a fox .The fox spoke up in his old sly voice 'what are you doing hear I haven't seen a cactus of your type in a long long time . Jo spoke up in a stuttering voice 'I don't know where I am can you tell me I have ' but as he was about to tell his story the fox interrupted he kid stop blah, blah, blaing and cut to the cheese O the location is blue rock desert over there is the Sand burrow pub and housing . He pointed to a large rock .'Um I'll I see is a big rock . Oh ' that's what you think and he pushed aside the rock with a heave to reveal a tunnel go inside and tell o'll fox go u covered OK ? Ya thanks replied Jo and he steped inside the old damp tunnel .
-Horse Love
Crazy karate moves he went 'Hi Ya ' and 'Hoaaaaaaaaaaaa Ya ' and gave Miss mama rattler a scare and a few scraps but she was OK, now Miss mama rattler yelled 'what u done with me babies and me !Me had just got them to nap and ye wake them with your he uh and hubu! Look me babies are crying I going to tell the camel o the east and you going to be in big dodo now ! Now go ! Go ! Shoo ! Be gone o babe scarring cacti ! Be gone you fool ! B.E G. O .N .E !And the cursing tailed on as he left the burrow . So he came upon a fox .The fox spoke up in his old sly voice 'what are you doing hear I haven't seen a cactus of your type in a long long time . Jo spoke up in a stuttering voice 'I don't know where I am can you tell me I have ' but as he was about to tell his story the fox interrupted he kid stop blah, blah, blaing and cut to the cheese O the location is blue rock desert over there is the Sand burrow pub and housing . He pointed to a large rock .'Um I'll I see is a big rock . Oh ' that's what you think and he pushed aside the rock with a heave to reveal a tunnel go inside and tell o'll fox go u covered OK ? Ya thanks replied Jo and he steped inside the old damp tunnel .
-Horse Love
Sorry Horse Love I thought I made a comment on here but apparently I didn't sorry! But that was Krazy with a Capital K that was really funny that might win the original award! In fact it probably will!
ReplyDelete-Dreamer
That's very nice. The characters are funny, and I like the way the rattlesnake talks. Once again, I'd like to hear you read it out loud.
ReplyDelete-President Fantasy